Or maybe i, of the gay rights movement every time you so much as coo, cheese together or farted. Santana: In theory. Hey! I love Brittana, but one of the best parts of Glee is that unlike a lot of other shows its queer characters queerness was not reliant on one other person. You know what actually, would you mind waiting in the car? Glee is very concerned with this idea of the underdog. And Rachel Berry and Kurt Hummel are the shows most prominent underdogs. The writers probably just wanted an excuse to create a three way parallel of hurt feelings between Kurt, Quinn, and Santana, but Nayas performance justifies and deepens every word. Im officially over it. Attack me with your exfoliating loofah? Quinn is all excited about another guy defining her life. Santana: Okay, this is ridiculous. No one in this room can tackle a massive dance number except for Brit. He's made of magic. This is embarrassing. I am loving this look on me. With boys, it was about doing it but also about what doing it said about me and what I said about it. #acting I know its controversial and, look, Brittana forever obviously but Quinn and Santanas hook-up in season four made so much sense to me. The only reason why the New Directions beat the Troubletones at Sectionals is because that pervy clown judge was freaking high as a kite. Santana and Naya Rivera changed my life as a young brown queer and I will always be grateful. Maybe Blaine got tired of hearing your shrill, self-aggrandizing lecture about how you felt the two of you were at the very apex of the gay rights movement every time you so much as cooked macaroni and cheese together or farted. (murmurs) Self-hating Asian. You are a beautiful person. But make no mistake. But their voices fill it right up. Enjoy it while you can, Weezy. ". His hair's already starting to grow back. Santana: Now get out of my way please, afores I ends you. No me gusta! There was a famous fanfiction well known for Brittana fans called Influence. This whole episode is legit queer culture. At a time when I mostly only felt dread when I thought about going through life as a lesbian, that performance made me feel hopeful that I would someday be able to openly love someone who openly loved me back. Santana: Hey Tubs! I dont know. Cello guys can you hang back for a second, Im gonna need you for this one. Palatable. What if I just told your BFF about her BF and his man-whoring ways? Santana: Oh yeah? You can't break up the Unholy Trinity. Quinn: And we're here to apologize to Quinn for slapping her across the face very very hard. Santana to Will about Kurt and Rachel, Saturday Night Glee-ver. Santana calling Rachel a 'selfish, self-centered, lame-ass wannabe diva from hell' in the prom rant is perhaps the most accurate statement from the entire show. I'll bet Artie's thought about getting his legs removed since he's not really using them anyway. With who's vagina? Santana: Why, cause that look was last season? I should know, I slept with you. Santana: First of all, anything you do became my business when you decided to toss that slushie up in my grill. Santana: (pushing Quinn) You did this to me! You suck at so many things. mouth like cats ass. Grouper mouth, froggy lips. The only straight I am is straight-up bitch. (and Brittana / Faberry fans can come at me, bro, but Quinntana is the ship that I will go down with). I dont think people dont like it as much as they never think about it or talk about it, but it was one of my favorite covers they did. But it was always such a relief. Sebastian: She questioned my honor. Its really different, but seeing another Latina women stand up for herself and her culture was so validating to my lived experiences. Rachel: Okay, wait. Copyright 2023 StudeerSnel B.V., Keizersgracht 424, 1016 GC Amsterdam, KVK: 56829787, BTW: NL852321363B01, all, thats why it didnt work out with you and Blaine, right? Santana to Noah Puckerman, Silly Love Songs. Santana: Ha. I mean, that special place where she lives? I can't go to an Indigo Girls concert. I'm Hispanic. Those romantic saps. Rachel: Brody is in the shower. That something is really bad; not for its severity but because of its unfamiliarity. For the LGBTQ+ community, Santana's storyline of coming to terms with her. I'll just marry an NFL player, they're super reliable. Santana: As soon as we get to New York I'm bailing to live in a lesbian colony, or Tribeca. It might say somewhere too that she didn't want to do it. I know what cheating looks like, I do it all the time. Maybe he finally got freaked out by your strange glee monologues santanavanessa bryant sisters. Unless your goal is to look like a reject from the Shahs of Sunset. You know, we always were two ends of the same bitch-goddess spectrum. Love, Santana. Maybe he got tired of watching you drape yourself on every piano you happen past to entertain exactly no one with. Santana to Rachel and New Directions, Yes/No, Admit it, Wonder Twins. Yeah, earlier today Artie asked if he could make a gigantic omelet when Im done with the ostrich eggs Im smuggling in my bra. I'm clearly the hottest bitch in this lousy joint. Ill always remember Naya happy. Even I felt a little something in my lady loins when he did that magic sex dance. I guess those contracts I signed for those commercials said that I waived my right to residuals, in exchange for a lifetime supply of Yeast-I-Stat. In that case, I would like to send one to my girlfriend, Brittany. Just with bigger stakes. I just wanna be famous, plain and simple. I even had a sex dream about a shrub that was just in the shape of a person. Santana: Oh, sure I can. (Girls are about to cut hair off for charity) Will: You can't do that. #filmacting With whose vagina? is a personal favorite. Come on, Quinn. When Santana finally confesses her feelings to Brittany, right there in front of their lockers, and Brittany chooses Artie over her and Santana, her heart in her hands, where its never been before, exclaims, Hes just a stupid boy! I felt that. Santana: You can drill me any time. I mean, you know what happened to Kurt at this school. I mean sure, she was blackmailing Karofsky at the time, but hey coming out and the self-loathing that often comes with it is messy business. We both know blondes are born with magical power, like doing the splits or turning swedish. You're joking, right? It changed my life as it unfolded. TINA: Sorry, Santana. Now my suggestion is that we drag him, bound and gagged, to a tattoo parlor for a tramp stamp that reads Tips Appreciated or Congratulations, Youre My 1,000th Customer', Santana to Kurt about Sebastian, Michael. Would be glad if someone could prove me wrong, but our queer womens stories being told explicitly on TV and film is so young that Naya, as far as I can think, is the first actress who played gay in a big way to die. Brittany: There was a mouse in mine. Well sometimes I go out by myself, and I look across the water. Santana and Rachel, Girls (and Boys) on Film. Santana: And where are the Hardy Boys? Are you sure it just isn't Britney 3.0 week in Glee club? And Naya brought that same joy, that same energy, to the Glee Live tour and I got to be in the very same room with her while she sang that song, and its a memory Ill likely never forget. Everything you needed to know, every emotion you needed to feel, was emanating from Santana with crystal clearness. Santana: Not just the school, you idiot. So youre gonna grant me a wish, Thats right, double-stuffed, fatty, gassy, mcgravy pants, we are just one big happy, happy family, I did not just leave one diva-driven glee club to join another, so let me write you a reality check, Richie Bitch. Im a star. Our TV Team has spent the last two weeks reliving some of our favorite moments from Naya Riveras world-changing work on Glee. Or maybe it didn't work out because you're a judgmental little geroniphile (?) Quinn: Emily Stark. Because Sanatana will cut anyone down with her vicious, vicious words no matter how much she loves them, but someone outside her found family attacks one of hers? Santana: Sex is not dating. How did that marriage work out for you. This is toned down. You buy us dinner, we make out in front of you. Why are we playing this game? By that point I had felt that way for years. I'm sorry, would you mind just stepping outside for a moment while I bitch-slap some sense into my friend? No matter how rich, or famous or successful I become, when it comes to you, I'm always going to be that moon-eyed girl who freaked you out at a first glee rehearsal. Thats when you knew this was going to the next level. Santana: Love stinks. She's blond and awesome and so smart. Finn: Will you talk to me this time? So what am I doing heading to Kentucky? Santana's history on the show begins with her being one prong of the infamous "Unholy Trinity." A desperate Quinn Fabray ( Dianna Agron) employs the help of two of her fellow Cheerios to audition. I mean, after He lets go of my Eggo! Instead these two are going to go move to New York City or . The pain I had as I realized how many times I had repeated that same line to my closest friends, the ones I had always been in love with, the ones I would have been terrified to admit that were true if asked. And Santana! one with. So please make sure your monologue is within . Is a drug dealer! Gunther: I take this! I mean, just because I hate everybody doesnt mean they have to hate me too, she cries. You got a boob job. We can win two National championships this year. like one of those cats that can smell cancer. Escucha! You dont even know enough be embarrassed by these negative stereotypes youre perpetuating is a brilliant line and she delivers it perfectly. When we had sex, Finn never stopped asking me if I was okay the whole time. I don't want to hear any of this "We can't do it without her," because guess what? delivery time of a monologue may vary depending on your interpretation of the chosen piece. So many of these scenes still eviscerate me and remain among my favorite pieces of lesbian content. (Quinn slams Santana . I'm not interested in the boys, or the makeup, or the polyester outfits. Sebastian: Trent, I got this. You told everyone I played for another team on your ridiculous melted cheese show! Santana: No, not really. Topless is as nude as anyone is ever gonna want to see you. I call her Snix. I cant hear this song without thinking of the dozens of slow-mo gif sets circulating on Tumblr of Brittany and Santana circling each other, and I also cant hear it without breaking out in chills all over my body, from my toes to my brain. Brittany: Well, I told you last year that if I was single and you were single, we would mingle. And so we decided to grieve her passing the only way we really know how: by watching and writing about television. I want to think it was because it truly meant something. I'm trying to apologize to Lumps The Clown. Every single one of them is a pig except for Mr. Schue and Al RokerLike Gloria Steinem said A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. Your pretty little liar gave them to her. See, The Troubletones are three F's, Fierce, Femme, Phenomenal! I'm sick of being backup to Rachel Berry. Very well written especially Valeries on the hurt locker scene that turned me into a fan of Naya, Santana, Britanna and Glee. Maybe I need Do you know where she keeps it? I'm like a lizard. Now all we have to do is send this tape to the po-po and that little bitchlet is headed to juvie, Santana to New Directions about Sebastian, Michael, This isnt violent, this is clever. Did professor Patches teach you that one in between quickies on his office couch? You're going to stay in the closet, get married, get drunk to have relations with your wife, have a couple kids, maybe become a state senator, or a deacon, and then get caught in the men's room tapping your foot with some page. And were lesbians. And don't tell me it's 'cause the cafeteria food binds you up. Santana to Mr. Schuester, The Rocky Horror Glee Show. You told Coach Sylvester about my summer surgery! Does he get so turned on by teen moms who barely visit their kid? Santana: Hottest guys in school. The way shes afraid to look up off the floor and into the choir room. And like Santana, I was so tired. Its safe to say that she died too young, and too sad. I'm a closet lesbian and a judgmental bitch, which means one thing. You can trust me, just tell me what's going on. Anyway, a fun fact about me is that very faaaar into my messy baby gay years, when I was always running from someones bed to someone elses bed and heartbreak to heartbreak, Dixie Chicks Landslide came on at my favorite coffee shop while I was in line to order a hibiscus iced tea and vanilla iced latte. Unmatched sass and the best . If Santana Lopez, this small mouthy teenager could be brave enough to stop the war inside her then maybe, just maybe, then I could be brave enough, too. Santana shatters your heart to pieces here. Santana: Wanky. Santana: [smiles but then looks around] But, like, under a napkin. And you know, Ive never been with anybody like that before. I have to just be me, Santana to her grandmother, Alma Lopez, I Kissed a Girl. Santana: This is all YOUR fault! Santana: I'm 25. They're fooling around! Northmead Creative & Performing Arts High- Drama Audition 2 | P a g e Whats magnificent, absolutely stunning and awe-worthy, about Landslide is that when I listen to the song all these years later I am genuinely surprised how much of the song is actually Gwyneth Paltrow? Santana: Yes I did. looks like they just removed their top row of dentures every time they smile, Some of them are shared by many of us, and probably by you too. Glee Season 6 Episode 3 Quotes [to Santana] Okay, I may be a genius, but how can I argue with the logic of your giant, generous heart? Brittany: That Sour Patch Kids are gummy bears that turn into drugs? How about we just get you an IPad.. you can't even get porn on whatever you just asked for. I have been LWs gf and, This podcast is one of my best friends. She always seemed like she took the work she was doing for lesbian representation so seriously (even when the writers didnt), and she embraced how beloved she was by the community. ), I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me). I like yeast in my bagel, but not in my muffin!. Brittany: Yeah, come on, Quinn. Brittany: Yeah, he's from Ireland. How does that sound? She seems to be condoning this in the face of all logic. Thank you for your bravery, your fire, your swag, your humor, and your craft. She talked about him yesterday and practically sprayed the choir room. I've been dry heaving all weekend. You are my first love. I was accepting myself and coming out along with Santanas storyline. You've been berating us for the better part of an hour. An item which, unless Lady Hummel's actually been a lady all these years, could have only been yours. Santana: What did you just say to her? [voiceover] Holy sweet hell! Oh crap, I think I just realized Im gonna miss you. He didnt remember her favorite ice cream order or her little sisters name. Sebastian and Santana, Cut Scene from Michael, Id throw this mocha in your face, but its not nearly scalding enough, Santana: Hey, what are you doing?" ryan murphy gets all the credit for the good parts of glee but this one was all Naya (with help from Heather Morris, of course). Rachel: (reading from phone) Santana Lopez- Nude, lez, boobies, sex tape, Mexican or Dominican, Question mark. Gay marriage had only recently become legalized in New York State, and DOMA had yet to be struck down nationwide. We wouldve had a whole week of songs about it. I have been heartbroken over this. Santana: Nobody ever tells you anything because A) Your a blabbermouth and B) We all just pretend to like you. Rachel:Ok You know what Santana, Finn is in great shape and your meanness just highlights your own personal insecurities. the glee fandom was my solace during one of the lowest points in my life, and its so hard to articulate just how massive of an impact Naya as Santana had on me, on my friends, on lesbian representation on television as a whole, to people who didnt experience it or who arent part of the lgbtq+ community. The choreography, costumes, lighting, Amber Rileys and Naya Riveras vocals everyone came together and did what they had to do. When I hear it now of course I only hear Naya, but I also remember my silver bridesmaid dress with the sweetheart neckline and my rust orange fall flowers bouquet. Maybe Brittany and I are too young to get married. Sebastian: Red dye number 6. The cast of Glee reunites during the virtual ceremony for the 32nd Annual GLAAD Media Awards for a special tribute to the legacy of the late Naya Rivera's ch. There exists a third version of the pilot, the screener version, with even more scenes cut from the aired version. Rachel: Glad that you found your corner of the sky, Santana. Investigating the mystery of God-could-you-be-more-annoying? I miss this place so much. Did the writers think she was being bitchy when really she was just speaking the truth? glee monologues santana. Brittany: I don't want to known as a quitter. That's like vocal masturbation. And if you tell anyone this, I'll deny it - but I like being in Glee Club. Emmy Rossum is. Loving Glee, a show that was decidedly out of the ordinary and something that a lot of people in my life looked down on, was considered weird and nerdy and after years of trying to blend in, Glee made me ready to stand out. Maybe Blaine didnt wanna be with someone who It will always be amazing to me that a show that I only seriously (obsessively) watched for three season could leave such an indelible mark on my psyche. Shes beautiful, shes innocent, shes everything thats good in this miserable, stinking world. Life is very high school. Mr. We talk about how Naya Rivera could deliver one of those relentless Glee monologues like no one else (true) and that the power and beauty of her voice is uncontested (also true) but Naya made Santana the funniest character on that show, hands-down. Santana: Please stick a sock in it or ship yourself back to Scotland. Oh, please! You know? Sabes lo que pasa en Lima Heights Adjacent? Okay! Lauren: [sarcastic] Thank you. We used to be the Three Musketeers. And it worked. Go. Quinn: (scoffs) Whatever. But in the meantime, I do have one more wish. obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes Santana about Rachel and Kurt, Girls (and Boys) on Film. She has a family! Rory: Whoa. You like her more than me. Jacob (noticing Santana's boob job): How was YOUR summer?Santana: My eyes are up here, Jewfro. When Santana and Brittany take her song and flip the pronouns and wear the slinky tube dresses and wrap their curled hair in big bows and it rains glitter and are surrounded by cheerleaders, one of whom has a very alternative lifestyle haircut, and they want to dance with each other? I mean, if he were dating, say, popular pretty girls like us, he would go from dumpy to smokin'. Every time you open your humongous mouth to do an impression or moisten an enormous stamp for a lazy giant, you take one step closer to everyone seeing that you are actually a dork. I just try to be really, really honest with people when I think that they suck! We saw that throughout Kurt and Santanas extended coming outs and we couldve seen it more if Santana was given space to date and be her own character in the backhalf of the show. Rory: Hey, listen here. ", Santana to Brittany, Saturday Night Glee-ver, Were hanging onto Whitney cuz she was incredible and we love her, so dont put your baggage on us. 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